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Miss Izayoi

Username: ClockStopper21

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Chat 1

To: ClockStopper21
From: BirdOuttaHell

BirdOuttaHell: Yo. This your first time on ePartner?

ClockStopper21: Yes.

BirdOuttaHell: So, what kind of relationship are you looking for on here?

ClockStopper21: I can't talk about that.

BirdOuttaHell: Sheesh, you're making it seem like this is a spy movie. What are you here for some kind of secret agent stuff?

ClockStopper21: Something like that.

BirdOuttaHell: k...how 'bout a little about yourself? What do you do for fun?

ClockStopper21: Look, I don't care about getting to know you. Upload the results of your latest medical exam.

BirdOuttaHell: lol, why?

ClockStopper21: Just do it.

BirdOuttaHell: Whatever. [UPLOADING]

ClockStopper21: brb, reading

ClockStopper21: Your blood test results show that people who inhale fumes from your blood may be at risk of radiation poisoning.

BirdOuttaHell: What are you getting at?

ClockStopper21: *DISCONNECT*

Chat 2

To: ClockStopper21
From: Vlad_the_Draco

Vlad_the_Draco: Sakuya? Is that you?

ClockStopper21: Mistress?

Vlad_the_Draco: I didn't know you used this site too.

ClockStopper21: My apologies Mistress. While I think you are a wonderful person, an online relationship with you would just be too weird.

ClockStopper21: *DISCONNECT*

Chat 3

To: ClockStopper21
From: T3HCAPTAIN

T3HCAPTAIN: 'Sup Babe? How 'bout sum pics? You know I'm feelin' you babe.

ClockStopper21: *DISCONNECT*

Chat 4

To: ClockStopper21
From: Miracle_Miko

Miracle_Miko: [UPLOADING]

Miracle_Miko: Medical.

ClockStopper21: Ok, blood test looks clean.

Miracle_Miko: What's so special about the blood test?

Clock_Stopper21: Nothing. Meet me at the Scarlet Devil Mansion at 5:00 AM Friday morning. Meiling will let you in.

Miracle_Miko: Ok.

Miracle_Miko: Anything I should-

Clock_Stopper21: *DISCONNECT*